Salutations, Mortals. My name is Satirical Legend, and I would like to adopt this fine wiki!

For those of you who have no Idea what I mean by the word "Adopt", Basically it's when a Powerful Buisness Boy (Such as me) Has the ability to "Buy Out" A Struggling Wikia such as this one!

Intellectually Superior, Cunning, and Extremely  Innovative I shall Buy Out The Creepypasta World Wiki and rival that of the CreepyPasta Wiki!

So.....Whaddya Say, Mr.Dead1?